Steve Jobs often referred to as the bastard has finally stepped down from apple.

At release of this news crowds of apple zombies formed in major cities…

Los Angeles socialites have been found parked in the middle of streets resembling cheech and chong’s up and smoke scene both stoned out of their minds and with no idea what will become of them if they can no longer tweet about their new overpriced apple piece of crap..

Tim Cook will take over for Jobs and has been appointed by the board.